Friday, September 14, 2007
Me and Sam McGee
We are experiencing what is politely called a "cold snap." I call it freezing to death. When I expire, which could be any day now if it don't warm up, my earthly remains will become what the mortuary industry calls "cremains." Like Robert W. Service's Sam McGee, I will order the attendants to leave the oven door closed so I can stay warm.
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Isn't it strange that a 45 degree morning in the fall is alot colder then a 45 degree morning in the spring. When I die, theywill cremate me. Hope they keep that urn warm unil I am released. Once I am released in the water, I am heading south. There will be no cold cold ground for this boy.
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