The case of the SEXY SITTER

You are a young husband and father. Your 18 year old baby sitter comes on to you. She unzips your pants. Nature takes it course. You and the sitter do a very bad thing. You go on Dr. Phil's show. You get skewered, roasted and toasted. You did not have the good sense, fortutude or basic moral values to tell the temptress to leave you alone because you are married. The mostly female audience loves it. They are ready to storm the stage and Bobbitize you so you can't do it again. The few males, dragged to the show by their wives, are squirming. Some are thinking, "There, but for the grace of God ..." Others were not so fortunate. But what of the sexy sitter? Not one word about morals or lack thereof. What's her story? Is she an innocent victim? Has she done it before? will she do it again? Ah, but there is a much bigger question. It is being asked in the network executive offices. "What can we do to top this on tomorrow's show that will keep the ratings going through the roof?"