Most Creative Lawyer?

If I get so frustrated and confused by road construction and repair that I have an accident and/or drive into a big hole and/or have a nervous breakdown, can I sue the city or the state or whoever is in charge of the motoring mayhem? I'll bet I could find a lawyer who would take the case. I have one in mind. I just saw his TV commercial. He is soliciting business from people charged with drunk driving. He has taken the phrase, "Friends don't let friends drive drunk" and twisted it to, "Friends don't let friends plead guilty." He will get your license restored and put you back on the road so you can do it again.