Mostly 30s and 40s pop culture, especially radio. Having too much fun, feeling like the cat that swallowed the canary. E-mail janman30@yahoo.com .
Monday, July 02, 2007
HOLY HOT DOGS, BATMAN!
I have been eating Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dogs. They are as good as the TV commercials say they are. That's because Hebrew National answers to a higher power.
Nothing against the Hebrew higher power or anything (we just went to a friend's bat mitzvah, and now Teddy wonders where OUR temple is), but those hot dogs are nasty. Ugh.
Bought some after hearing people rave, but they have a flavor I associate with green, bottom-of-the-barrel school lunch-type hot dogs. Does this mean that those school hot dogs were good, and more importantly, will God smite me for hating on the Chosen Weenies?
Speaking of all things Hebrew, at the friend's bat mitzvah, the rabbi was so funny. After a friend carried the Sefer Torah around the room for the faithful to touch, they heaved it ponderously onto the altar and they began scrolling it to the right spot for the services. The thing was huge. "Next time," the rabbi said, "We're getting the CD version."
Axe me sometime why our whole family has expressed a wish to convert.
I think The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob will smite you real good for trashing their hot dogs. Bernie and Sadie won't be too happy, either. One of my kids thought she was Jewish for awhile. She got over it.
Nothing against the Hebrew higher power or anything (we just went to a friend's bat mitzvah, and now Teddy wonders where OUR temple is), but those hot dogs are nasty. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteBought some after hearing people rave, but they have a flavor I associate with green, bottom-of-the-barrel school lunch-type hot dogs. Does this mean that those school hot dogs were good, and more importantly, will God smite me for hating on the Chosen Weenies?
Speaking of all things Hebrew, at the friend's bat mitzvah, the rabbi was so funny. After a friend carried the Sefer Torah around the room for the faithful to touch, they heaved it ponderously onto the altar and they began scrolling it to the right spot for the services. The thing was huge. "Next time," the rabbi said, "We're getting the CD version."
ReplyDeleteAxe me sometime why our whole family has expressed a wish to convert.
I think The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob will smite you real good for trashing their hot dogs. Bernie and Sadie won't be too happy, either. One of my kids thought she was Jewish for awhile. She got over it.
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