Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Give me heat!

Where is my share of this global warming? It's the beginning of May and I'm shivering in bed with the covers over my head. I'm breathing hard to generate warm air. I get up and take my temperature. Just as I suspected, it's 34. If I lost two more degrees I would have woke up stone cold stiff dead. My wife lies there, happy as a kid with the fan blowing on her. Is marriage a cruel trick that somebody up there plays on us? Does premarital counselling include a chapter on sensitivity to heat and cold? Does Dr. Phil know about this? Can we get on his show?

1 comment:

  1. oposites attract. My wife has her side of the electric blanket on high when it is 80 degrees. I meanwhile am sweating a river with all the blankets off.

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