Dogs, Cats, Birds, People

I like dogs. I like some dogs better than some people. I don't have a dog because my cats won't let me. Cats rule. I like dogs better than people who take them to public parks. I like cats better than people who let them catch my birds. I like twittering birds better than people who sing badly. What's that you say? I should quit complaining about people and go live with the animals? Good idea. Thank you.