Monday, November 05, 2007

Married to the Internet

24 percent of Americans say the internet is a suitable substitute for a real, live mate. The only thing you can't do online is procreate. That's next.

3 comments:

  1. Who says you can't? Cryogenics Laboratories, Inc., has a really cool sperm donor catalogue. I ordered me four babies offa the net. Only one was good, though. I sent positive feedback for him.

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  2. I made you choke on your oatmeal, didn't I?

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  3. No,no oatmeal for this old boy. you made me spit out the water I was drinking to put out the fire in my throat from eating Bob Evans Super Hot Sausage. At my age, that's the most exciting thing I do.

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